Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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Peroxide 3
Your gf has more friends than you do...Quick, you better go kill yourself and end this intolerable injustice.
Fuzzygraywolf 0
why not go hang out with your girlfriend and her friends?
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Comments (114)
Babblez 0
I know the feeling, and I don't even have WoW at the moment :(. Or any other games worth playing. Infact I'm stuck going back to Maple Story to occupy my time between TAFE and work and when my bf's not home -_-;. So not fun.
EleventyFan 0
She's out of your league...
Boldmongoose 0
do u think he downed ICC yet? cause those jerk did <-----
ZeroMan42 0
Orcs and Dragons do not compensate for people who will always be at your side. So FYL.
PsychoMerk 0
wtf is an Orc?
arandomboy 0
orcs humans gnomes trolls undead dwarf draenei blood elf night elf tauren
PsychoMerk 0
:0 wowzers.
arandomboy 0
not ur fault! wow ftw!!!!!!
DaWinz 0
it's not too bad... at least you HAVE a girlfriend... unlike me :C
wolfrahm 0
You deserve IT, but you don't deserve HER.
johnnydeath 0
I just started cutting my playtime down ten-fold in that game. Now I've web out riding bikes, hiking, hanging out with friends and have barely een touched my ps3 in the last week! I love videogames, but they can easily suck you in. Especially WoW; it's the game you never beat. /shakesfist
Tempuser117 2
Fake! WoW players don't have girlfriends! Note: This was bound to come up at some point so I thought I'd throw it out there. :P
CyberFreq 0
Something's fishy. You're inside playing WoW, and you claim to have a beach-loving GF? I call shenanigans.
Sirin_fml 47
Sorry! Shame on us...
Jake1595 0
who gives a ****