Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML
Today, I was told I was disrespectful for letting a parent know that her son was disrespecting adults. FML
Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML
Today, my mom was watching me during my Taekwondo lessons. She was yelling at me to focus on my own work and to quit hanging out with the little kids. I'm the instructor. FML
Today, I apparently didn’t teach my son the difference between defending himself from bullies and knocking out the bully's teeth, breaking his nose, cracking his ribs, and grinding his fingers under his boot until the bone splintered. Yes, the cops are involved and my ex-wife blames me, of course. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, as a teacher, I saw a younger boy kick an older boy in the crotch and I reported it in our online system. Despite typical consequences for violence (automatic suspension), the department head, a drinking buddy of the boy's parents, gave him only a single detention. Now, the department head is harassing me for reporting the incident. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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MellyBee 9
Get the school administration involved - violence points to a larger issue, and that's not something you can deal with alone.
perdix 31
You should have subdued the little terrorist before tending to his victims. He's at least a second-generation bully. Hog-tie the little bastard and make his douchebag mother take him out like yesterday's trash.
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Comments (104)
Everdeath90 3
tell her your his teacher not his damn babysitter!
Egao_fml 8
Gee, it's the parents' job to educate their children, not school...
XxblueglazexX 0
It sucks I would have been so pissed and I'm still a little kid well.... Remember when nothing goes right go left
Mommyof2_91 10
So even if you were watching the kid when it was happening what the hell were you supposed to do? Sprint across the room and stop him mid kick... Yea that's likely. Wow, how about parents just take responsibility for there kids.
simsgirlgem 25
I was a victim of Bullying when i was a kid I'm gonna be 24 in april but my mother would never let this behavior fly with me I mean she gave the school principle permission to paddle me and I got a few for doing something I shouldn't this woman show take lessons from my mom cause I at least know how to act now a days
BradTheBrony 19
And, also, like everyone's been saying, if she saw him about to hit someone from across the room, what's she supposed to do, Shun Po her way there?
hurrican_fml 0
That's what suspensions for
shitone 9
I hate parents like that. Just admit your kids a ********
Roxanna1029 14
Just tell her why you couldn't be watching at the moment!
mcrfan45 10
Am the only one here where all my mom ever had to do was look at me and I stopped what I was doing.. And all the times she ever hit me was because of her stupid hormones.. Like I would be doing homework and she's come in like a maniac ninja turtle for nothing..