Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML
Today, I was told I was disrespectful for letting a parent know that her son was disrespecting adults. FML
Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML
Today, my mom was watching me during my Taekwondo lessons. She was yelling at me to focus on my own work and to quit hanging out with the little kids. I'm the instructor. FML
Today, I apparently didn’t teach my son the difference between defending himself from bullies and knocking out the bully's teeth, breaking his nose, cracking his ribs, and grinding his fingers under his boot until the bone splintered. Yes, the cops are involved and my ex-wife blames me, of course. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, as a teacher, I saw a younger boy kick an older boy in the crotch and I reported it in our online system. Despite typical consequences for violence (automatic suspension), the department head, a drinking buddy of the boy's parents, gave him only a single detention. Now, the department head is harassing me for reporting the incident. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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MellyBee 9
Get the school administration involved - violence points to a larger issue, and that's not something you can deal with alone.
perdix 31
You should have subdued the little terrorist before tending to his victims. He's at least a second-generation bully. Hog-tie the little bastard and make his douchebag mother take him out like yesterday's trash.
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Comments (104)
baabyxniiica 6
Okay obviously teachers don't see everything the whole class time. Why would you blame the teacher? Gosh I hate parents who raise spoiled ass brats. -.- when I was a kid, I used to get my ass whipped and beat up.
BrownSugar10940 2
Worrrrrrrd!!!!!!!
rubberduckie94 13
That is awful. The father was not anywhere near wrong in this situation. In fact, he was being very patient. Depending on the age my child would have probably earned a round trip to the bathroom for knocking the water all over the place in a hissy fit. No, they would not have been spanked in anger, they would get spanked to get their attention when evidently words did not work The nosy women probably is one of those with horribly strong opinions about children, yet does not have any of her own.
docscientist 10
So many parents are morons.
DocBastard 40
Absolutely correct. I find it sad that you need to register to vote but not to have children.
BradTheBrony 19
You are such a smartass, it's AMAZING! This isn't even an insult, you're like an ascended smartass! And y'know what? We all love it.
Clarese 0
There the issue right there....the kid isn't be made to take responsibility for his own actions! Nice job parents.
nuttyhamster 3
Kid obviously needs better parents :) !!
BaconBoy75 2
Parents today. I don't get how they think schools are supposed to take the place of parents.
skyeyez9 25
Suspension. Get rid of brats who physically assault others and are a disruption.
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like the boy who is in my daughter's class. His parents are both doctors and work alot so he is raised by a nanny. The nanny tries to discipline him, but the parents then over ride her decision and let him do whatever he wants. As a result, he is the most obnoxious kid in her class. He lives 3 houses down and always knocking on our door at 8pm-9pm on school nights asking if my daughter can come out to play.
skyeyez9 25
If I forget to lock my door, he will just walk in like he lives there, start rummaging thru the fridge or sit down next to you and watch tv. The kid is 8.
StarKnight 0
As both a father and husband to a teacher where the hell did so many people get the idea that teachers are supposed to raise their child instead of/alongside being a facilitator of learning?
hurrican_fml 0
Expel his ass. Violence shouldn't be tolerated