Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home, my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the "cute girl" was my three year-old niece. I lost a tooth from the punch. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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theperfectchild 13
Demon child?
glabberfasted 16
This is a tough one, because, while his sister is actually kind of crazy, I feel like a brother SHOULD believe his sister over his girlfriend. That is, of course, if his sister isn't a whack job.
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Comments (151)
FAKECRASH59 15
Put a dent in the wall and tell him she made it with her head. Problem solved
thejonac 21
he doesn't deserve you or your love and she doesn't deserve a sister-in-law like you anyways
Steffi 26
Considering you use the term 'tard' like that, I'd say your sister is onto something.
ihavenolifehaha 16
Well, OP did prove her point since this dumbass headbutted herself into a wall.. If only she got a concussion from that.
Mungolikecandy 19
It doesn''t excuse the use of a word derogatory to the mentally disabled (not the sociopathic).
russfml 31
Still a tard if you ask me
higgy1216 1
Sounds like a smart kid lol
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
If a guy would believe a little kid over their girlfriend they shouldn't have one
quesok 22
Sometimes kids can be pretty insightful, they aren't always brats like this one
Deku_Cutie 12
whiny tard?
abNormal62 23
I have three sons, when they were growing up, they were arguing about what TV show to watch. To get his own way, my middle son did the exact same thing and blamed his older brother for hitting him. Unfortunately for him, I was standing at the top of the stairs to the family room and witnessed the whole thing. He got grounded. Karma will bite her in ass, at some point as well too
russfml 31
It's hard to believe some kids would actually go to the extent of hurting theirselves, it's funny in a not so funny kind of way
Aoriki 7
if he doesn't see through her lies then he's not worth your time, op.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Good riddance
danm_1 28
Crazy must obviously run in that family...