Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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Top comments
TheSmartAss10 21
That's pretty hot ;)
WittyMoron 22
Were the edges of the letter charred?
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Comments (89)
jen1097 25
This needs a follow up omg
empbob 20
I guess you really only hurt the ones you love....
ThrottleJockey 36
He's just a hunk a hunk of burning love!
daynanance 9
He just wanted you to be the light of his life.
Publikwerks 14
I think it comes down to what "boy who lit me on fire" is. On one end of the spectrum, there could be much more innocent prankish type stuff(which while not cool, doesn't have the intent to harm), and on the other end is dousing you with gas while laughing manically.
Shane557 12
It could even be a chemistry lab accident...
catherinecas 30
Yeah my cousin set me on fire on accident when we were like 3 and 4! Don't give children sparklers unsupervised!
Severefear 7
I guess he has the hots for you.
kmw003 17
I have so many questions lol. this needs a follow up asap.
LPac5295 27
I guess things really lit up between you two.
derpyshy 16
This is one FML where I really hope there's a follow-up. Was lighting you on fire an accident (and are you all right)? Hope that love letter also contained an apology.
callsign_banana 19
You must be really hot