Like a house on fire
Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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Top comments
TheSmartAss10 21
That's pretty hot ;)
WittyMoron 22
Were the edges of the letter charred?
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Comments (89)
Zesty_Z 19
Sounds like he just wanted to start the fire in your heart for him. Could be the start of a very heated relationship, you should check him out OP.
Bragi 12
I fail to see the problem here, OP.
paperbag77 9
I've heard of so many different ways to approach a woman you are interested in but this has got to be the funniest. Burn her then send her a love letter
kevinhlee93 7
"My love for you burst into flames"
Jachin357 28
He must think she is smokin' hot.
mattyiscool123 26
You mention it like it just kinda happened one day and it was like whatever
jakeyjakey1232 9
Someone should have sent him the memo. Don't light them on fire BEFORE they say no!
queencabello 19
How does that happen
RainCl0ud 22
He didn't want to set the world on fire He just wanted to start a flame in your heart
cat_overlord 13
Sorry about that