Rusty
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
New City, United States
Life insurance?
Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
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MattStro 23
Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.
cutycat136 28
Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them
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Comments (54)
S_Gnu 17
Hey, New York has a history of the Mafia and general corruption. That poisoning shit is more common than ya'll think.
Xion0014 20
I highly doubt that.... I doubt the family are related to mobs lmao
Xatraris 38
You found out because they haven't died from the poison yet?
poppunkette 22
I can only say you were either an evil child or you have accidentally poisoned them or your a terrible cook. Either way no need for them to be rude
Holytechno 15
Your parents must really love you.
hantu69 22
at least they throw away secretly , haha
AvivS 12
Go to plan B then
disbatch 14
yeah, plan P
jqmalang 17
Woah that is screwed up. Anything you did that broke their trust in you?
Unbearable_fml 21
Time for the retirement home.
Clapdaddy 16
Their loss. Cook some delicious food for just yourself and rub your skill in their faces.
lycanpyro 6
Maybe they have a reason to think so...how shady do you act