Rusty
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
New City, United States
Life insurance?
Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
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MattStro 23
Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.
cutycat136 28
Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them
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Comments (54)
Silk_Routes 14
and why so?
The_Podfather 16
Now you have a reason :)
MeltedMango 8
Somehow I'm feeling like we need some more context. Can't tell if OP's parents are extremely paranoid or if OP needs to be in jail.
SaniK 17
Simple answer, stop cooking for them :)
Teyros 24
Maybe you should enjoy them making all your food then OP? I think you're really a genius in disguise. Aside from them thinking you're going to hurt them.
QuaDECH 13
You should probably talk to your parents about that if they don't trust their own daughter enough to eat your cooking.
LeBandit 20
put your food in a take out container and say you bought it
SaniK 17
Simple solution, say nothing and stop cooking for them.
WOTAN1488 24
Quick solution, stop making them food.
FunnnyGirrl 19
I'm curious to find out why they think you'd poison them!