Rusty
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
New City, United States
Life insurance?
Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
Top comments
MattStro 23
Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.
cutycat136 28
Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them
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MattStro 23
Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.
acorn2222 8
And that wouldn't be considered dangerous
odamaliekh 26
Well, that's kinda the point, #21
Lalala579121 28
Dangerous? I highly doubt OP's parents are 5 years old and just eat any random thing lying around.
disbatch 14
lol, yeah, get some good poison and let it lay around there house
brownapple 22
Flipped.
Emma1562 35
Maybe you have bad cooking ??
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
Yes, everyone downvote the comment that has a logical reason. Bravo, FML community, bravo.
stingray112 24
If they think of you that badly it sounds (not saying it is just sounds) like it's your fault bro but I could be wrong.
disbatch 14
They are paranoid about being poisoned
Wizardo 34
My advice is **** cooking for them and live life. You just got saged.
Yazoo77 16
Confront them
Eyalsh 32
why is this being downvoted? oh right. just keep cooking food and they keep throwing it away and everybody PLEASE act normal. there is nothing absurd about family members scared you might assassinate them.
Naith 14
Buy a steak knife and some tranquilliser and keep it in sight when you next make food
cutycat136 28
Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them
worldclassrager 41
That seems just a tad extreme...
daddysgirl243 21
leave laxatives some where visible next time
disbatch 14
lol, yeah, cook laxatives into there food
luhanlove 10
*their
Nessco 36
I have to wonder about the relationship you have with them that would have them thinking like that to begin with.
disbatch 14
lol, yeah, it's a good one, yeah
echarlotte 19
Have you?