Rusty
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
New City, United States
Life insurance?
Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
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MattStro 23
Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.
cutycat136 28
Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them
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Comments (54)
lovelockdown23 23
fyl? F their life. they're obviously scared of you for a legit reason. no one's that paranoid.
leogachi 15
Paranoia can be a mental illness, and they could definitely be that paranoid.
Roskosity 22
My name is Rusty too! And I'm an awful cook as well. Burnt water and ruined a pot...
JoeOfDoom 6
Well, are your parents in line for the Iron Throne?
limegreenpoopie 31
Lol paranoid much?
TrueMurderer12 11
Oh my.
CFB_FRS 27
Why do you even bother cooking for them then?
infinitemonkey 21
Sorry. I know how dementia is, but I can't imagine how hard it is when two reinforce each other. Just remember they changed your diapers. And do find support groups. You are not alone.
MrZsDad 19
Dad found your pot brownies and secretly enjoyed every one of them. Then when mom confronted him about it he left his balls upstairs in her unmentionables drawer and accused you of poisoning him? Blackmail, think blackmail.
XDJEnderman 14
that is hilarious
MikkaBozu 5
That's sad. Why don't they trust you? I think you all need to work hard on your relationship first and if it doesn't work out, stop cooking for them. What a waste of food and money.