Rusty
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
New City, United States
Life insurance?
Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
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MattStro 23
Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.
cutycat136 28
Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them
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Comments (54)
lunaangel 14
seriously curious about where they got that idea from
shartmydarts 8
Wtf did you do
Lexipants 21
I have so many questions.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
That's kinda sad that they feel that way.
hun3y206 23
I used to do the same thing with my niece. She was bat shit crazy though.
cappellaaa 23
What the hell did you do to make them think that? Or are they just crazy?
LVtaytay 12
The trust between you guys is strong. Sorry OP, hope this doesn't continue to happen.
BlobfishUnite 14
I got the poison! I got the remedy! I go the pulsating rhythmical remedy!
tanziir1 14
You twats I think he meant food poisoning..
Auwhadup 9
Well, did you? Suspicion like that don't just come out of nowhere