Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
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Top comments
AliceSaysFYL 0
At least you're not a drunken ****, eh?
Freeze_fml 17
What a manwhore.
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Comments (106)
adorkable_spazz 0
omg fyl. that sucks.
tgabriel12 0
number 3 is a Canadian!!!(: eh?
AliceSaysFYL 0
How am I Canadian?
AliceSaysFYL 0
I'm British
perdix 31
It's called state-dependent learning. When you are drunk, you remember things from other times you were drunk. When he got drunk at your wedding, your husband (oh, congrats on that! ha-ha) recalled when he last totally banged a girl he met at a dingy bar. It was probably last week.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for not remembering things the same way he does. YDI for fornicating!
blgjohnnyy 0
he was drunk, not like u tell the truth wen ur drunk. its a wedding theres alcohol hes a guy, if u did not exptect wat was to happen the u should fml cause u hav no idea wats ahead now
darkmis1 18
Actually, they say that the truth comes out when you're drunk. You're too stupid to tell white lies to cover things up, and you just let it all out.
stevenmx86 8
YDI for having not reread your submission
FMLTrollperson 0
narcosynthesis
Shayer876 0
dude he's drunk. of course he's gonna say ****** up things u tool
BallinJ 0
then how did yall meet? on facebook? myspace?
linebacker42 0
one word "annulment"