TheKingKen
Perth, Australia
Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31
They sure grow up fast.
DestinyNiya 33
Wonder where he got that from?
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ThomasBombadil 31
They sure grow up fast.
World_Burner 13
Couldn't keep myself from laughing.. +1
urdirtyolduncle 15
Kid's getting more action than me ...
nlm92 15
49 - giving* more action is more like it haha. not necessarily a good thing either. I enjoyed your comment though.
Agtthepw 21
Not only they grow fast, but they also move on pretty quickly!
DestinyNiya 33
Wonder where he got that from?
ronberg 15
If they have a dog that likes to hump, then I may know why. :p
TheKingKen 22
We don't have any pets at all. I absolutely have no idea how, when and where he learned that. He was never the type of kid to do something like that. Afterwards, I just looked at the mother walk away from us and I stood there for a few seconds to process what I just witnessed.
extremereviews 26
How old are you?
DestinyNiya 33
Hahaha. I hope everyone just forgets about it, until after he's old enough to be teased about it, lol.
feelingold 18
#60 - he's 20 years old. So he had the kid at 15, conceived at 14? Seems starting young runs in the family!
feelingold 18
I'm an idiot it says brother Not son.... ignore please ha ha
acerredrum 23
I've worked at a daycare before and honestly it is REALLY common at that age. They get it from realizing that it feels good when they touch there. Though it is usually rubbing against things, not people. :/ Girls do it too, I had to explain to a woman what her daughter was doing rubbing against the corner of a table.
sohibil 6
Against a table corner? Hope she didn't rip something. That would hurt really bad.
Jason324 18
Ah... Young love.
ForFudgeSake 6
She must've been a rocket.
guiltnazan 23
Did you have a rolled up newspaper handy?
foxwasalamb 24
i think you should go read the FML about the mother slapping the kid on the head. violence towards children isn't the answer.
WinterBlue42 22
Besides, something tells me the kid wasn't honestly trying to do any wrong.
guiltnazan 23
It was meant to be a joke, like how you would gently swat a dog with a rolled up newspaper when they started to hump things.
World_Burner 13
Did neither of you understand that #4 was joking..?
cwrocker 14
What if he wasn't a dog. How about a cat, or a panther, or better a yet a Meowth!
penguin2000 2
Or a spray bottle and yell NO BAD BOY
Bullet75 8
Although this is not a situation when you should do it, moderate violence is actually called DISCIPLINE, don't spoil your kids, they will end up bad
ronberg 15
Well, that escalated quickly
burntoash 10
agreed with #5. very quickly.
trex454 21
if only there was a button you could press to let people know you agreed with him without having to make a whole new post
Uglyfeet 23
Couldn't agree more with you, #26.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Gee, I also wish there was a button to press, so you can agree with them without saying anything!
RedPillSucks 33
But there's no button when you "Couldn't agree with you more". There's only a "You wanker!" button
ForFudgeSake 6
If only. That extra post ruined my life.
feelingold 18
reading this makes me want to punch myself in the face
SnazzyPotter 17
What's holding you back 76?
christian1509 21
I can't imagine how awkward that must've been. I'm sorry you had to deal with that
TheKingKen 22
Man, it was the most awkward thing ever. I have never seen a mother walk away from someone so quickly before. It was almost like she's dragging her daughter away from my brother.
christian1509 21
I assume you and your brother had a little talk later lol
TheKingKen 22
We did. I told him, "Hugging people is OK, just don't start humping them once you do" lol he promised he won't do it again.
christian1509 21
Nice haha
Headcrab 29
Monkey see,monkey do?
Schizomaniac 24
I can't say a damn thing. That's more action than I've had in months.
Kevin_Kestel 24
join the club
WinterBlue42 22
Someday, that poor kid, and his classmate, are going to have an 'Oh god why!?' moment. . :p
TheKingKen 22
And I'll make sure not to miss that moment :D
kaet 21
Speaking as an older sister, I'm guessing you mean "I'll be sure to remind him!"
TheKingKen 22
Oh yeah, that too. I'll make sure to write it on my calendar on the year 2025 or something.