Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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Fx13mz 7
That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.
MsSoulReaper 27
More like FHL! She got shit on her back!
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Comments (177)
nucky_fml 5
I bet she did it on purpose so you would buy her a new shirt
strainer04 8
this might be the dumbest comment I have ever seen
broomhildo 19
Ew. I'm not hitting YDI because well, it's a frequent joke to say that to someone who takes a while in the bathroom, and if I were to say it to my grandma she'd make a joke about it. And also to everyone saying "you should have helped her blahblah," my grandma always goes to the bathroom alone and takes care of business.
mightymart 5
thats a cool story bro
mightymart 5
did..did you just use that avatar just to make that terrible joke??
jjames7543 13
When will the "shitty situation" pun end on this site? -_-
icefshng8 9
never ever ever. that joke is the shit!!!
nucky_fml 5
This is when you should be thinking to yourself...what would Billy do?(Billy Madison) You should go to the restroom and do the same exact thing to your shirt so your grandma wouldn't be so embarrassed by herself. Then when people ask about it you responded by saying, "your not cool unless you" shit your pants
ILoveDaWorld 5
haha that's gross
aasal00 0
while taking a nap, my sister that it funny to tickle my hand. I am now grounded for consequently bitch slapping her out of reflex.
anorexicbarbie 8
Go write your own FML.
strainer04 8
couldn't get your fml published so u leave it as a comment? fail. fyl
dreamering 16
Yes, like: Why you didn't call me. I could wipe your butt.
iEthan 5
-Waits for some idiotic shitty joke-
narcosoldier 2
who looks like a shit face know
iEthan 5
I guess she has a shitty back side. How is the front side, Fishy?