Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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Top comments
Fx13mz 7
That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.
MsSoulReaper 27
More like FHL! She got shit on her back!
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Comments (177)
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
you should hope your not takin her home in your car
taytoc 10
ahhh! here come all the bad shit jokes
xleanne_aLly 23
Awe, poor gram. Also today just happens to be grandmas day. Or, that's what my gram said anyway. Just saying.
1958x 6
That's nasty. I'm sorry that happened to her.
ThisGi 0
what are the odds of you making a joke and it acualy happening
NoFukinway 2
Haha you can't help but feel bad for lil ol'granny
war_turtle810 5
buy her a new shirt op. and stop the shit puns
cupcakesnpot 9
poor grandma!!
Jazzalyn 10
Guess OP spoke too soon. I'm not going to say YDI because...well, it was only meant to be a joke. And it's something I'd probably say too. Like if someone's meeting me and they're late - I'll joke about them getting lost, or forgetting that they were meant to meet me. But FHL as well. Hopefully you got out of that shitty situation. Pun intended. (Also, @OP - Nice nick/username.)
manbearpig7173 0
I wonder who is now obligated to clean it up...
RobynL 0
it shouldn't have to be an obligation. or maybe if there is a little, it should still be done out of concern. she's op's grandmother.