Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
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Top comments
RandomFool 5
At least his girlfriend wasn't a bitch about it.
Lily_90 0
Well at least his girlfriend was considerate enough to call you.
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Comments (83)
T_X_P 2
Now you have a reason to no longer like him. Consider yourself lucky.
Lily_90 0
Well at least his girlfriend was considerate enough to call you.
TheLetterZero 7
You just got lucky. His girlfriend is nice enough to help you out and she is the one who has to put up with a drunk. Personally, I really dislike drunks/alcohol. But that's just me.
breakthesky 0
I agree.
Laiaira 0
Ditto.
Crystalyo 0
It doesn't say in the FML, that he's a drunk. It just says that he IS drunk, not that he IS A drunk.
mattmag 0
#32 is right. There's a big difference between being drunk and being "a drunk".
gammagamma 2
thats not cool, i feel bad for you
RandomFool 5
At least his girlfriend wasn't a bitch about it.
Laiaira 0
This was a really nice way of the gf to say "butt out"...
Bastet1981 3
At least you're not his girlfriend!
crazysk8guy 0
#8 fails for thinking he's 4th
marz88 0
Really not an FML so a guy you like has a GF it's not the end of the world and at least you found out nicely
Crystalyo 0
It's not really that he has a girlfriend I think (but that's probably a part of it). It's that she thought that they were getting along really well, and the conversation was good until the girlfriend calls up and tells her that he's drunk, and he texts random people when he's drunk. Her being the random person that he probably wouldn't usually text unless intoxicated. That's just what I think.
ohhdamn 0
go for the girlfriend next time(: