Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
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jailbot 7
I applaud your snappy comeback! I bet I'd have said the same thing, I mean, what right does a homeless man have to complain about people having no money to give him?
Dashiell 0
I heard that homeless people in prime locations can make up to $50,000 a year.
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Comments (216)
_Noon_ 0
My compliments to you, OP. You truly deserve to wear the golden medal. Not only for your hilarious answer to this rude homeless guy, but also for your respectfull responses to the comments here.
re2K5 0
Thank you, that's very sweet of you! I like talking with people online, but I hate nonsense, immature arguing, so I try to keep it clean.
st87 0
dude! EXCELLENT comeback!
Neep_fml 0
Like a lot of people have said, awesome comeback. Well done!
Flamesty 0
He (the homeless guy) sort of walked into that one. Nice comeback.
FreddyLunch 0
You should have got on a bus and he wouldn't be able to follow you.
cabernet 0
nice comeback
Teekayahr 0
Hehehe. Way to win! I love it!
Wharfrat 0
I love it! Dirty rotten smelly filthy psycho bum!
clubbing 0
ahhahah nice comeback!
Larrrse 0
Beggars who have the guts to also be rude really shouldn't have a place in this world, wasting our oxygen. AWESOME comeback, FYL for getting screamed at. Also, I don't understand how 9000 can say YDI when only 15000 have said FYL. WTF is wrong with this world? :/