Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML
Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
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Hellsno 0
drama queen
Alphabetica 0
That's ridiculous. As if you'd do that during an exam, what a drama queen.
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franfran_fml 0
Why does everyone focus on everyone else's spelling and grammar mistakes? Seriously, everyone here uses fancy, sophisticated words and then gives shit to people who make a mistake. Does it make everyone's life a little bit better knowing they made fun of someone who couldn't spell something right? Find a mistake in this post bitches and shove it up your pathetic asses. SUCK IT!
AhISnappedIt 0
cause of the story having to do with a clock i get it lol
Astronomical 0
There should be a comma before and after "bitches".
JohnnyTheFox 0
YDI, why would you stand up and scream before performing the simple action of seeing if there's something behind you. Your teach deserves a rake up the ass for putting the clock in a place like that, though.
PlasmaWafflez 0
You're a ******* idiot
Astronomical 0
Good job, Freak Out. Because you're unaware of your surroundings, you're going to be known as "that psychotic kid" until the end of term.
Aerodynamite 0
It's a definite YDI because you should check behind you before freaking out
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh, yeah, standing up and yelling was a perfectly logical way to handle the situation.
lightmaster 0
Paranoid much?
Livinjoke 0
Ydi for being an over acting bitch(I'm guessin op is a girl)
shoegal808 0
Wouldn't the clock be on the wall? You must be really really tall when you're sitting down
DameGreyWulf 1
You'd be surprised the bitches I've seen that were dudes.