Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML
Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
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Hellsno 0
drama queen
Alphabetica 0
That's ridiculous. As if you'd do that during an exam, what a drama queen.
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Gruffy 0
okay...EPIC FAIL...you got no room to complain, really, YDI
Bright_Lights 14
Its actually a song by Caspa & Rusko, I was taking the mic.
0 3
OLD JOKE it is my pleasure to introduce you to FAKE STORY I'm positive you two will get on like old pals and cause a big ol' ruckus among the uninformed.
riplikethat 0
Agreed. I remember reading this as a joke as well a long time ago.
immyeatworld94 0
Right, I'm sorry i haven't pleased you all with my FML. But yes, I am paranoid, very paranoid. But I have a reason for that okay. Just leave off abit. The reason I knew the time without looking at the clock, I wear a watch. I'm very sorry for being a bitch and yeah I totally deserved it for being so arrogant and stupid. Happy now?
immyeatworld94 0
Oh yeah. And the reason they were looking directly at me, not up at the wall. We were in an orditorium(however you spell it) and i was seated high up at the back. Yes I'm a ******* idiot.
BoomChakaPacMan 0
I'm bamboozled how many people love to make fun of mental disorders...until of course...it happens to them.
beyoh 0
What exam organiser/moderator puts the clock AT THE BACK of the exam hall? They always put it at the front- otherwise people could cheat more easily by looking around. That sort of suspicious behaviour can get your thrown out!
JennaD 0
Lol, you're a spazz.
silly_kate 0
tee hee, fail! XD!