Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML
Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
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Hellsno 0
drama queen
Alphabetica 0
That's ridiculous. As if you'd do that during an exam, what a drama queen.
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El_mariachi 0
ydi for being a dick
pshnoway 0
YDI For being a drama queen and for being so self absorbed as to think that everyone is staring at you. You're stupid and you should've checked first to make sure that nothing was behind you.
waterynuggets 0
ROFL
leenheartlovex3 0
Wtf youre retarded
Sweet2020 4
i've heard variations on this a million times. How corny! Who is moderating this junk?
nzl_fml 0
yes, the world revolves around you.
doubleAbattery 0
OK, I can semi-understand thinking everyone was looking at you, but to get up and, from the sounds of it, throw a fit about it in front of everyone? I just don't understand why you'd do that. If you don't like being stared at, why would you put yourself in a situation where everyone is going to turn and stare at you? And, just from my experience, whenever I feel like someone is looking at me, I usually turn around and check behind me before I jump to conclusions about anything. Maybe you should consider that in the future.
Hikarishimizu 13
If OP turned around, he or she would probably have been accused of cheating. Still though..Dumbfuck. YDI.
degco44 0
Epic fail.
Ichigoner 0
These puns are ticking me off.
ryanr21 0
how the hell would you know that it was "20 minutes in" and "at the hour mark" if you never looked at the clock. youre a complete idiot for lying.
joobledotz 0
Well there's this new, weird invention called a watch. Ya know it's just crazy, but it's like a small clock you wear on your wrist. Pft, weird, right?
ibaneziceman 0
Perhaps they were wearing a wrist watch?
pshnoway 0
In most exams, the teacher writes how much time is left on the board in the front of the room.
kitsy 14
Then why were people looking at the clock?