Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML
Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
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Hellsno 0
drama queen
Alphabetica 0
That's ridiculous. As if you'd do that during an exam, what a drama queen.
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Bright_Lights 14
Cockney Thug.
john_bell 0
I would like some justification, are you saying this just because the op is from London, because if you are that is very presumptuous and most likely inaccurate. I am from London I am certainly not and neither absolutely everyone else a "cockney thug" so I would appreciate you keeping your stereotypical comments to yourself. Also I doubt too many cockney thugs are taking exams, their most likely out being cockney thugs.
iwadasn 33
Nice attempt at trying to sound smart with those big words, but using "their" instead of "they're" kind of ruins it.
AhISnappedIt 0
now you know how Americans feel
kevinjensen531 0
where the hell is the clock if everyone is looking at you? i remember the clock being up high over a door or something.
trakus 0
(This is a lesson that is often tought in martial arts) Having stable emotions is a virtue. We all have a desire to express our minds. However, what you should have done was to inform the instructor about it after the test, or confront the students after class.
leksileks 0
Oh my god I always feel like people are staring at me
Vaetrus 0
Then stop flashing them with your ripped clothes. -.- OP, crumble under pressure much?
waterynuggets 0
I always feel like somebody's watching meeeeeeee
R4NDR01D 0
freaking great!!!!
Leprecon 3
You stood up and started shouting during an exam...
jessxoxo28 5
wow, lol sorry u had a major freakout, but still... wow
CaptainBlake 0
Heh heh, damn straight.
Erindub 0
YDI for sitting by the clock...TOTALLY KIDDING! That sucks. How embarrassing. sorry