Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML
Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
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Hellsno 0
drama queen
Alphabetica 0
That's ridiculous. As if you'd do that during an exam, what a drama queen.
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theblazian 0
not very punny.
SourPatchx3 0
Maybe secretly one of them was staring at you, an wants you to have their babies!!!! Lmao, just kidding, but still YDI.
sabsguitarist77 0
You're a ******* idiot
wingedspiritus 0
Wow.. Haha was there a need to overreact like that? Failfail indeed.
nieska18 0
um u actually stood up and yelled. ok crazy. ummmm why didnt you turn around to see what theyre all staring at......... thats want i do when it looks like someone is either waving at you/in your direction and i dont know that person, or a similar situation like your....... haha. hilarious though. must of felt like an idiot.
Nonamerequired 0
#17, your grammar makes it quite clear you never went to school long enough to even experience exams. OP, YDI though, for lacking common sense.
NobodysLover 0
LMAO!!
jeniilouise 0
hahahahaha
blastvortex 4
Paranoia, meet overreaction. Overreaction, meet consequence. Consequence, meet real life. Not the best of bed-fellows, are they? Now you know the "real" kick. *whack*
GodsOfWrath 0
I think Flavor-Flav used to get that a lot when he was in school.
null_fml 11
LMAO, win.
Exiro2 0
I lol'd hard. Also, YDI for caring whether or not people look at you all the time.... DURING AN EXAM.