Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went downstairs to complain to my landlady that there was no water when I was trying to wash my hair. To which she replied, "No, of course there is water, it's just all going into my swimming pool." FML
Today, I was working at a water park when a storm broke out began. We don’t issue refunds due to bad weather, which made a gentleman very upset. As I explained the policy, explainging it was an “Act of God,” he said, “I’m an Athiest, asshole!” then spat in my face and stormed off. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, I work cleaning houses and a customer submitted a complaint about me to my boss, because he didn’t expect me to use his water from his taps, running up his water bill, which he saw as unfair. What was I supposed to do, bring a water tank with me on my back? Prick. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
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Top comments
TheNoNameGuy 20
Fyl OP. She should've worn an asshat if she didn't want her hair wet at a water park.
Grisha_fml 18
you shouldn't be at a waterpark if your hairdo takes 2 hours. LMAO
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Comments (50)
Arkham_Callabero 15
That's a sure way of getting fired
cornwallus24 8
Can't fix stupid!
jakowz 3
I work in a water park too OP. We have had to put up a "wet floor" sign in an area that is constantly under one inch of water because several people have tried to sue.
shepardkinz 19
She's at a water park. What did she expect to happen?? FYL, OP. I'm sorry you had to put up with such a horrible woman.
Xamry14 10
Hell if the water didn't mess up her hair, the humidity probably would have, especially if it was an indoor one. What the hell was her rationalization?
Witchylady 18
Why go to a wAter park with wedding hair
LostGirl9456 15
Ignorance is everywhere. Smh.
SkylineFTW97 25
Gee, who would've thought that there was water at Water Water World: The wettest place on Earth?
Ze_Torch 12
Once the day of "the client isn't always right" finally comes, sarcasm should be obligatory policy for this show of stupidity
shinikageWolf 15
Gets expensive stylist to make my hair beautiful, first thing I do after leaving the salon, go to a ******* water park full of water, chlorine and children who love splashing around. GENIUS