Labs
Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML
Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I sent my resume to a place where I hoped to work at. Since the job requires me to be doing work on the run, I put on it that I have a laptop. The only problem is that I always thought it was "labtop." I didn't learn the correct spelling until my daughter called me an idiot, she's 6. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I found out that I've been pronouncing "quinoa" wrong for years. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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xSavaqee 12
I guess we all know you didn't pay attention in school.
J215B 33
I'm surprised that nobody ever corrected you before. You must have some crap friends.
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Comments (119)
xSavaqee 12
I guess we all know you didn't pay attention in school.
Lebeaugars95 20
'MURICA!
badluckalex 23
most irrelevant comment award goes to.. #14!
mistertbawk420 10
Actually 42, I think you get that award. Have a wonderful day.
htownpostman 16
There are stupid people everywhere and you saying "'murica" proves you are one of them.
levention 18
Americans are so dumb..
Greenguy9 8
No
zBLAKEz 23
Generalizing an entire country to be unintelligent is dumb.
incoherentrmblr 22
That's just the soberness talking...
zanlyxa 10
Omg. This one kid in my class in grade four spent a week trying to convince people it was labs so he wouldn't sound like an idiot. He even tried to show us what a lab was... ... Apparently it had something to do with fat... ...
Marcella1016 32
#14 was obviously making a joke. And I find it quite fitting, as our educational system has been on the decline as it relates to other first world countries for years. Anyway, OP...how did you go through your whole life with no one correcting you? No one, seriously? Lol. I guess they just politely smiled and nodded whenever you said "labs" and assumed it was some sophisticated term they had never heard of or something.
ExastirisDragon 22
What school have you guys gone to? Mine was not easy and it was a private school. Had lots taking college course.
tymarie2012 31
#126 A lot of kids went/go to public school where the education is severely lacking.
kirasant 19
I dunno I went to American public school and I knew it was pounds. I think that was covered pretty early on, like early elementary school. In fact, OP's mistake is so unbelievable to me, I actually just came to look at the comments to see if anyone else had ever made this mistake or even heard of someone doing it.
Uglyfeet 23
Metric system rocks the world of abbreviations!
kingdomgirl94 29
The form lb is actually an abbreviation of the Latin word libra, which could mean a pound, itself a shortened form of the full expression, libra pondo, “pound weight”. The second word of this phrase, by the way, is the origin of the English pound. That's also why the £ symbol resembles an L with a line through it, for Libra.
purpleamber1 11
lol peed my pants reading the comments under this section.
Brooke5702 13
Stereotypical much? I'm American, but I'm not stupid. I have both common sense and graduated with a bachelors degree.
SlashingAverV2 20
Common sense isn't so common anymore...
DLBL 23
Sure, it's so cute that your jerks say, "Your school sucks" when one simple item was not absorbed by one student,. How about your critics teach school and see what every single child absorbs under your encompassing tutorship .
Adam5858 17
Well at least you now know.
kryxen 14
Actually, though it's used for pounds, it's actually short for libra. Libra being from the zodiac and looks like weight scales.
benjweaver 8
Someone must have googled it -_-
chinaski7628 32
Both the English word 'pound' and it's abbreviation 'lbs' come from the same term, which is a Roman unit of weight (I don't feel like googling the exact term, but it's something like 'libra pondo')-- hence the seemingly unconnected abbreviation. My freshman do a Latin root word etymology project every year and this one always comes up.
htownpostman 16
I just had a G.I. Joe moment... Ty #10.. I didn't know that :)
BossMindedFemale 20
'Libra' is also Spanish for pound.
Ambrily 27
Yes, and "libbra" is the Italian word for pound.
GenH2105 14
And, "livre" is the French word for pound...all from the same Latin root! :)
Syruphs 17
YDI for just assuming and not looking into it
happyforever 15
Yes because I, too, look up the meanings behind weight measurement abbreviations in my free time.
Flowtastic 16
The fml just doesn't make sense though. When the lb. abbreviation is used it is usually always clearly meant to be pounds. Someone doesn't buy 10 "labs" of potatoes. Either the FML is fake or the OP can't grasp basic problem solving such deductive reasoning.
Flowtastic 16
68 - maybe that's the problem... If I were the OP I'd be curious as to why "labs" was short for pounds, or why they sell groceries by the "labs" rather than pounds...
ohSNAPyall 27
I'm with you, 82. This is something that OP could have figured out through reading comprehension and curiosity, even if no one had taught it to her directly.
Brandi_Faith 34
OP didn't assume though, he most likely thought he knew.
becausefuckyou 12
what does YDI mean?
becausefuckyou 12
what does OP mean?
aleahlioness 15
YDI is you deserve it, and OP refers to original poster.
Flowtastic 16
Brandi - Smh. You do realize that's exactly what assuming is right? Thinking you know something when you don't...
Maccaroney 11
Why is this so downvoted? Is it not normal to look up something i don't know? I do it all the time.
Syruphs 17
I know right, I guess just cause I said YDI they hate on it. There has been a lot of things I misinterpret or say that I was never taught the correct way and I've looked it up and corrected myself.
J215B 33
I'm surprised that nobody ever corrected you before. You must have some crap friends.
ukeandfoodislife 19
Yeah. OP either didn't pay attention at all in school or has mean friends... Or both
junkman6 22
Or friends that are just as "smart."
mcrepas 19
Or no friends...
yeyeboys 20
This is a time when somebody should use google or urban dictionary...
Lebeaugars95 20
urban dictionary? for this?
Amanyyyyyy 29
Some Urban Dictionary definitions for "lbs": Laughing But Serious Little Bitch Syndrome Loose Bowel Syndrome Local Bike Shop So yeah, I don't think Urban Dictionary is the place to go for this...
yeyeboys 20
I agree with what you're saying but the second one on the list for urban dictionary (for the app it is atleast) is pounds and it clearly states that it is weight.
Soobie 10
It must have been disappointing to realize that ounces didn't come from Oz. Um...you knew that, right?
thomcmoore 23
You know that Oz came from ounces though, right?
doctorhook86 25
#52: And here I thought ounces (oz.) came from drinking too much ouzo.
morella_xx 29
I think #6 is referring to the fictional location, as in The Wizard of Oz. Which is not named for the ounces abbreviation, by the way; Baum got it from his filing cabinet's "O-Z" drawer.
usnwife 18
The whole Wizard of Oz movie is based on the Populist political movement. Wizards balloon, the movement sweeping the nation like a tornado... even the fact that many people thought McKinley was so old he would fall asleep on the job - hence the poppy fields. The yellow brick road, gold, and her shoes were originally silver not ruby. And yes, Oz just happens just stand for ounces. Maybe his file cabinet too, whatever, but research the politcal populist movement worked into the movie, its crazy how much is put into everything.
vikky538 29
labs...lol..this will make laugh from now on every time I see lbs on a some groceries..
Amanyyyyyy 29
"How many labs do you weigh?"
ihaveasushicat 24
Did they not teach you this in school....?
chinaski7628 32
I'm relatively well-read and well-educated and there are several words I've come to realize that I've mispronounced most of my life, mainly because I've only read them in print and somehow never connected the words I read to words I heard. It happens to the best of us-- a piece of common knowledge we should know that just slips through the cracks of our mind. It's best to laugh about it and learn from it.
christge1beast 17
It's like that for many of us. I've only recently learned I've been pronouncing the word epitome incorrectly. I say it like it rhymes with episode. I've seen the word many times in books but never heard it said so I pronounced it wrong all my life.
ihaveasushicat 24
I remember learning abbreviations in school for certain things, such as ounces and pounds. "The abbreviation for pounds is 'lbs'." So days the teacher. So I was truly wondering if OP was taught or not. Who knows what they teach in school now.
Liamj774 36
The weight of this is FML is disturbing
ohSNAPyall 27
It sure has amassed a lot of comments.
ohSNAPyall 27
...from those who understand the gravity of the situation.