Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I sent my resume to a place where I hoped to work at. Since the job requires me to be doing work on the run, I put on it that I have a laptop. The only problem is that I always thought it was "labtop." I didn't learn the correct spelling until my daughter called me an idiot, she's 6. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I found out that I've been pronouncing "quinoa" wrong for years. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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xSavaqee 12
I guess we all know you didn't pay attention in school.
J215B 33
I'm surprised that nobody ever corrected you before. You must have some crap friends.
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Comments (119)
SwagBasket 10
It's ok I been saying libs
NightKat 25
Sorry, but YDI you really should have known that by now. I'm 22 and and I don't know as much as I'd like to think I do, but that's basic elementary knowledge.
tori_massey 4
I use to think it was Lilly bites
thefrikinbat 8
'lbs' is short for the Latin 'libras', meaning pounds. nobody seems to know that..
WinterBlue42 22
I suspect we may be the only two people who know that. .
NightKat 25
Make that three
Dopeshit_fml 4
What kinda background do you come from? Your dumbass peope around you never corrected you? have you ever been to school?
chellie105 2
I'm 13 and I live in Australia and I knew this.
taylor21398 14
Well I mean walking around the grocery store will get easier for you. Things will finally be in pounds.
gaseousflaw 1
I always read it as "labels" or "el bees" in my head
IndridWarm 23
I used to say "libres". But keep in mind that English isn't my first language.
kernelkat 16
It's ok most people have quirky gaps in our knowledge like that. It wasn't until sometime in high school that I realized Washington D.C. isn't in Washington.