Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
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Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!
melrose90210 10
I would have said **** it and slept on the floor or something.
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Comments (75)
Vampierjazz2010 0
Snuggie!!!
LexSwift 17
Omfg. My bed has collapsed like that SO many times! I learned not to "hop" or "jump" into bed anymore.
br0ccoli 15
Too much rough sex and 'hopping' on it will make a bed frame weak.
bittersweet18 6
but it's summer here?
kaylaweeniegirl 0
Take another shower ?
kei1108 13
Most people of the world don't have a bed and are constantly extremely hot/cold. Your situation sucks, and I feel for you, but try to put your problems into perspective. First world problems....
LilaBear 2
I'm trying to figure out how you can be cold if you live in Victoria, Australia and it's the middle of summer.
Courtney_Sanders 6
Bitch, bitch, bitch. It could be worse. This is definitely no reason to "F Your Life".
chuckcloninger 12
That's why God invented sofas.
kyat288 9
Daymn! How much do you weigh?