Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!
melrose90210 10
I would have said **** it and slept on the floor or something.
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melibear89 7
If spending a half-hour moving things round didn't warm you up you might have low iron. Lay under a couple thick blankets after you get your bed on the floor.
kitties_fml 12
that's weird, i would've figured you'd be invigorated and warmed up by the physical activity of moving furniture. but, ok...sounds like a real bad problem there buddy
fthku 13
Took a shower to warm up? if the house is cold, wouldn't you freeze after getting out? Kudos on the willpower for rearranging your furniture for half an hour even though you were tired and cold, but methinks it would have been better to just sleep on the couch. Faster, and you don't need to re-rearrange your furniture once you buy a new bedget yours fixed. That is, assuming you own a couch.
MissHayleyJames 7
If you get a chill, a shower will warm you up and you' might get chilly once you get out of the shower but if you were headed straight to bed you'd stay warm. Sometimes your house doesn't have to be cold and you can still have a chill. Once you warm up you'll be fine.
Charlamander 0
You sound stupid.
fthku 13
I don't know about you, #47, but I pretty much freeze whenever I get out of the shower, even after climbing into bed. Then again, homes in Israel are colder because they are mostly built out of concrete and stone, not so much wood. ... I'm also sensitive to cold. Brrr...
LilaBear 2
"if the house is cold, wouldn't you freeze after getting out?" lol, by that logic I just wouldn't have showers during winter. Warm showers in the cold are the best. That said, the OP lives in Victoria where it is currently the middle of summer, so I doubt the house is cold and don't know why the OP would be either.
Bigboned38 0
Maybe you should have went to the gym to warm up, then the weight of your body wouldnt have broke your bed.
PandaPandamoneum 0
Rude much?
MissHayleyJames 7
Buy a heated blanket. Those things are a godsend. I get cold easily and get a chill that I can't get rid of and I got a heated blanket. Best thing ever.
Minna_fml 14
Heated mattress pads are the BEST!
Heinousness 0
Your bed failed you in so many ways. Your better than that
edgeofvictory 4
Get an effing blanket
calebhampton 1
You'd be dry by 30 mins O_o???
daeshon222 0
It's happened to me before. but the bed was way older than I was.
grenj 8
Pussy