Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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BooGhosted 0
Keep at it and you'll never regret it again. At least in a few weeks anyway.
snakerake 10
why would you need to shower after doing nothing
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Comments (109)
techweed 12
Someone needs calcium...
meganseesstars 9
at least you're trying! i guess you deserve it for letting yourself get that out of shape, but its never too late! unless you die of a heart attack.
Ashelizabethh 8
why would you say something like that? rude much?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Rubbing one out doesn't count as a warmup.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Shit didn't see the gender symbol in time. Same difference though.
indispensable_fml 6
Are you doing Insanity? Let's talk! Indispensablyfit @ me.com
jogo352 2
You can totally fix this, but it'll take a lot of work! I believe in you! It would be best to talk to a Health Care professional first, to find the best way to meet your goals. Good luck!
maddi79 0
Get into shape man! The ladies will love you!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Op is a woman you have it backward.
saadwaseem 1
"backward"
RainbowHeadache 2
Don't start out so vigorously. It's bad to start an exercise routine with more than you can handle. Keep working at it though, it will definitely pay off. Being 21 makes no difference since only a few weeks of not working out makes you lose a lot of muscle no matter what age really. Good luck!
SadinSherman 16
Sounds like you should go see a doctor
coltsrock37 15
This is where Wii Fitness comes in handy, unless you are Sandman and can't hold a remote
khalia1239 0
Or you can't afford a wii -_-
hyden121 2
YDI for being out of shape. However, at least you made the effort. Keep trying to avoid a heart attack at age 22.