Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked what my sexual fantasy was, and I said Catwoman. She got disgusted at me, because according to her, Catwoman is 15 years-old or something. Turns out she has only seen Gotham, featuring Catgirl as a teenager, and not the grown-up Halle Berry version I was talking about. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML
Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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Jaywin 3
Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.
BooYou 0
Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....
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aphre 0
If this is an FYL because she lost interest in you, then she clearly has no sense of humour. Find someone who appreciates your awesomeness. Otherwise, I'm gonna agree with everyone else here and say I would have been charmed by that answer to a rather inappropriate question. Kudos.
Failercoptor 0
should have been like "well shit, thats a better question (fill in sexual fantasy here)" i'd go with the secretary one. or you can be humorous and tell her your greatest fantasy is to have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights on for procreation. or that she makes you a sammich.
eschreib 0
whatever she never specified so how were you supposed to know
woofer_fml 0
i hope you didn't tell her you wanted to be Dr. Manhattan.
lyn5008 0
haha hilarious... rather a silly answer than a creepy elaborate one...
redhead10 0
awww that's cute though! lol
Vonnick 0
You should have told her a superhero would equal brutal sex.
jSOPURE 3
OP- I would say the same thing. Could you imagine how many times Superman could get laid in a minute? :)
need_cheese 0
Awwee :'D I think many people would have said the same thing. And she should be happy because you're not the kind of guy that thinks about sex all the time.
Thehappygoose 0
Your my hero! ... to bad I´m a guy, so there won´t be any "damsel in distress" - part, but aleast you have a fanclub now...