Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked what my sexual fantasy was, and I said Catwoman. She got disgusted at me, because according to her, Catwoman is 15 years-old or something. Turns out she has only seen Gotham, featuring Catgirl as a teenager, and not the grown-up Halle Berry version I was talking about. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML
Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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Jaywin 3
Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.
BooYou 0
Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....
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Comments (205)
blarg9 0
lol i might have said the same thing
hellomynameis_ 0
That's awesome. Someone with a mind like yours deserves a much sweeter girl that one who is slutty enough to ask you about your sexual fantasy on the third date.
keepingitsimple 0
hahahaha yea i agree with 107
bigcrazymike 6
She should have been more specific. I'm 30, so I've already done all my sexual fantasies. Superpowers would rock!
122vanessa122 5
lmfao. you would get points i think :)
TryToBeKind 0
I know 35-year-old guys who want to be super-heroes! There's nothing wrong with that at all and it actually gives quite an insight into you. If some girl told me she wanted to be a super-hero, I'd want to know what her abilities were, what her weaknesses were, what her mission was and things like that. Could have made for a great conversation. Your date's loss *hugs*
EffYourLyf 0
well, you're more innocent than she is... says something.
JeanNe91 0
you could've been like a "superhero in bed. and you're the damsel in distress".
trh_fml 0
so cute! that would win me over!
PiousHeretic 0
... I never was that fond of Superman.