Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked what my sexual fantasy was, and I said Catwoman. She got disgusted at me, because according to her, Catwoman is 15 years-old or something. Turns out she has only seen Gotham, featuring Catgirl as a teenager, and not the grown-up Halle Berry version I was talking about. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML
Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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Jaywin 3
Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.
BooYou 0
Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....
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mbvyay 0
I agree, I would have appreciated that answer MUCH more, as a girl
jaberwocky_alice 0
on the bright side, at least your thinkings weren't reversed. (her thinking superhero, and you thinking sex)
EvilHippyEmperor 0
It would have been worse if you'd said that your fantasy was to slip into a mask and tights and go cruising the city at night looking for some violent action.
Vehicle 1
Yeah, uh, ditch her. She shouldn't be like that after 3 dates. It sounds like you are much sweeter than her :].
Dave010897 0
#6 n 7 for epic win and thats hilarious
shaPOW 0
lol @ 160. and how did she react? if i was out with a guy who said that, i'd just appreciate the fact that he isn't always thinking about sex.
soozin 0
same, #164 And i think thats kinda cute...for you to say something like that
xMarchofFlamesx 0
agreed, it is cute! you shouldn't be embarrassed or anything. i know of guys that are older than 30 and still love comic books and superheroes .
jadedinjuly 0
awwwwwwww i want you to be my boyfriend!
member0987654321 0
well, at least it wasn't the other way around yah know, i think that's kinda cute, in a way if it were the other way around you'd seem like a perv i mean you're 25 of course you have sex, at least you'd like to talk about something other thaaan sex kudos brahh