Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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BethanyKimberly 4
Sucks you got broken up with. but that was kind of nice of her..
oooh_dear 0
at least you didnt have to go out and buy a pint of ice cream. you got a free cake instead!
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Comments (217)
redbluegreen 41
The cake is a lie. Some mothers are really strange with breakups. My ex's mom grounded him for over half the summer when he dumped me and she got me $50 dollars worth of stuff that weekend. That's really sweet though that she did that. I'm sorry about your breakup though.
cazzy_33 0
ooo i think thats sweet ... even though a bit depressing since he told his mum he was going to dump you...
my_fml_account 2
Hardly an FML, it could've been much worse. For example, he could have broken up with you and NOT give you cake. Or get his name tattoo'd on you before breaking up. At least you got cake. Was it good?
TheBigDawg 8
@21: At least the Companion Cube will always be there for OP. Seriously though, you ex's mom grounded him for dumping you? That doesn't make sense at all.
redbluegreen 41
#23 - ICWYDT
Kel_x 0
Oh god, can people NOT leave comments like this? It's genuinely so retarded to abbreviate everything and what the hell does that even mean?
SandiRainbowFish 20
I'm pretty sure it means "I See What You Did There."
redbluegreen 41
#24 - I was with this guy for about three years, and he dumped me in the middle of the mall and took off. I called his mom crying and she was like, "I'm sorry he did that! I can't believe it!" The reason mainly he broke up with me is because I didn't want to have sex until I was married. She thought it was really immature of him and she really liked me. She thought we'd get married someday.
effmuhlyf3 0
If you're gonna go out, do it in style. Offer your (ex)boyfriend a piece. :)
jesusjr 0
On the bright side, you got cake!
effmuhlyf3 0
WHERE MY MO FUKKIN CANDLES HUH?! *bitchslap dat hoe (Sry) :D
AdamGD 0
I think the actual FML is that the exboyfriend didn't bother making the breakup cake himself but instead got his mom to do it for him. He could have at least put forth the effort himself but was too lazy.