Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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BethanyKimberly 4
Sucks you got broken up with. but that was kind of nice of her..
oooh_dear 0
at least you didnt have to go out and buy a pint of ice cream. you got a free cake instead!
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Comments (217)
kimaniv 0
YDI. Breaking up is part of life. If you can't get used to it, then don't date people. And there's nothing wrong with getting a cake. This is not worthy for a fml
shaBAMalex 0
It would have been funnier, and more of an FML. if it was a vibrator in the box :)
nonotme 0
this is still extremely funny and cute regardless #74. One of the few FMLs that have managed to make me laugh anymore!
genius_man16 1
So what? Who cares? People break up all the time. What, would you rather he cheat on you before breaking up with you? This is stupid. You got a cake and a reasonable break-up with no hard feelings. What's the FML? There are other fish in the ocean as they say.
zombieman000 0
someone do a rimshot for #4 Also, sorry that happened. I hope the cake was good at least!
CASoulNYCmind 0
Man I just don't see the downpart to this. You got out of a relationship that was going to be doomed anyway, you got a free cake, and now you have a story to tell later in life. I mean...unless it was carrot cake or something then I'd totally be hyped about it. Also...#26, that was some interesting situation that was made there. If I was that guy...all I could think would be touché madame.
kirlia_fml 0
... she's just being nice
PlasticHandz 0
Aaw that's so cute.
jmeg_fml 0
#4 hahahaha Aw :( Totally better to have been dumped and have a cake than dumped and not have a cake.
freakaroo 0
i dont see whats so bad about this, at least now youve got cake... i'd totally torch a relationship for some cake