Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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BethanyKimberly 4
Sucks you got broken up with. but that was kind of nice of her..
oooh_dear 0
at least you didnt have to go out and buy a pint of ice cream. you got a free cake instead!
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Kutsa 0
Wow, at least the mother was nice!
Intellectualist 0
at least you know his mum likes you! My boyfriends mum hates me and wants to get me as far away from her son as possible! She'd probably bake herself a break up cake..that's if she could cook anything that wasnt a readymeal...yeah, I went there. Mothers are a pain in the butt, become friends with this woman, she sounds nice :)
mannix_fml 0
Hey - free cake!
PrincessColor 0
Aw, that was really nice of her! I mean, it sucks that you got dumped, but still, that was super nice!!
FukThisShit 0
Awww! So sorry that u broke up. But thats thoughtful ov the mum. Bless. x
ohekno 0
Too bad his mom won't be sticking around, she seems like a nice lady
Minibee_fml 0
On 05/25/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by cakegirl (man) - United States (Florida) - by cakegirl (man).. Am I the only one that find this peculiar? :O
buckeye91011 0
dude, that's friggin awesome
shabnam_amin 0
WTH? are you serious? thats some bs, i woulda thanked the mom but threw it in the guys face.
Sorrytohearthat 0
That's retarded. The guy obviously wanted to break up with her to her face. There's nothing wrong with that, but he could have gone over to hers for it, but then his mum couldn't have given her the break up cake. It would have been arkward if the guy had given her the cake. His mum sounds cool.
krad204 21
Don't waste cake, cake is good...
brianjman14 23
dude atleast u got cake. that's not fml. just ur bf breaking up with u is not funny at all. GET OFF THIS SITE!!!!!!