Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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BethanyKimberly 4
Sucks you got broken up with. but that was kind of nice of her..
oooh_dear 0
at least you didnt have to go out and buy a pint of ice cream. you got a free cake instead!
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Comments (217)
goldfish945 0
I don't think this is an FML. Getting broken up with sucks, but it's not the end of the world. And the free cake, total bonus. It's obvious that both your ex and his mother respect you, so I fail to see the FML in this.
111newmenultra 0
I think u deserved it, u deserve havin a cake after being broke up. I remember readin a FML similliar to this tho
scateice 0
awww, I'd feel bad but the cake must've cheered u up huh? shes sweet :)
Kuroftw 0
I dunno, seems pretty nice to me.
insomniacdude 0
Look at the brightside: the mom LIKED you. That means you left a good impression on her at some point. Yay?
Jazzywrites007 2
You guys are Killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're all TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Over-excited about this god forsaken cake! She just got dumped. And most women can't even watch certain movies, or hear certain songs, or even see pieces of clothing that remind them of a previous relationship so why would she Want a whole BAKED GOOD dedicated to christening the break-up? Granted she could eat the cake but it depends on if she's a Hungry kind of sad or if she's a lost-my-appetite kind of sad. Either way, Shut the **** up about Cake. And stop calling her a bitch insensitive *****.
El_Oh_El 0
LOL! Sorry, but a break-up cake is just too random for me XD Well, on the bright side, you get cake.
fmlfyl 1
awww, breakup cake!! cuuttee!!
derriduh 0
That is so perfect for a movie that if someone actually put it in a movie, no one would believe that it had actually happened. That's really sweet and extremely inappropriate, assuming that she baked it because she knows how shitty it is to be broken up with.
Coffee_Kaioken 0
Don't eat it. I'd be suspicious of the filling.