Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML
Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
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watermelon1 35
YDI
tab13 0
come on take it from a guy big boobs don't matter I'll go out with a sweet flat-chested girl before a big tit bitch.
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Comments (147)
tjarvis4338 0
*embarrassing
I3ear 0
umm im sure your bf has already seen how small you are so who you trying to fool... im just saying.
I3ear 0
stupid droids ******* up... said i didnt post anything then it did then i felt bad for puting like i did so i redid it and now i have a girls pic wher the stupid avatar suppose to be. f verizon
Skypinklove 0
First, you shouldn't feel like you have to change your body to impress your boyfriend. And second, I'm sure there are better ways than two bras. YDI.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Agreed. I heard that drinking beer is a great way to increase your boob size. Drink up!
runswithwolves 0
drinking beer is also a great way to increase the size of everything else. beer makes you gain a shit ton of weight.
Apolloholix13 0
nope, beer decreases one thing. it decreases brain size
melly219 0
wow rele OP was it necessary to wear 2 bras YDI
aback 5
A good underwire bra works much better.
NerdyyKelliee 0
Two bras doesnt really do anything...YDI .
gusgus36 5
ydi. 2 bras, seriously? don't you think it would be awkward if you start messing around with your boyfriend and he takes off your bra... and then finds himself with yet another bra still there? pretty sure it's general guy consensus that it's lame when your bra (or bras) make your boobs look significantly bigger than they really are...it leads to disappointment once the bra comes off
dez55 0
That would be so uncomfortable to wear, let alone explain.
dugumit 0
that's a weird thing for a security guard to notice especially being bras are sold with dbl straps. ur fml doesn't had up. get some gel push ups.
djbrooke12345 0
don't ever wear 2 bras with a tank top. that's asking for trouble