tee
Kansas City, United States
Kinda sus, dude
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
zacharynedley
Elkridge, United States
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
AloisTrancy
Corporate logic
Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML
Anonymous
De Pinte, Belgium
Today, my co-workers decided in our meeting with my boss that everything is my fault. When asked for examples, they couldn't come up with any. Now they are mad at me, because I'm apparently good at my job. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
MVP
Today, my boss, whom everyone despises, noticed I did a good job, so he clapped me on the back, said more people should work like me, and that he knew he liked me for a reason. I’ve been getting absolute death glares from everyone, including my supervisor. Even the cleaning ladies are giving me evils. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Slackers
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
yupimher
The long goodbye
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Anonymous
Atwater, United States
Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML
Lexiebear27
United States
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
KnightToucan
Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
Add on some shrunken testicles or excess female body hair, and you'll know how steroidal athletes feel when their teammates notice their dramatic improvement.
nonsensical 26
You do /too/ good a job though.... *stares suspiciously at OP*
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Comments (36)
arauzfernando1 14
So do a bad job so they won't be suspicious
JohnMLGPro 9
don't worry op, there will always be haters, just ignore them.
bambisapphic 18
depending on the workplace that could be normal.
RichardPencil 32
Are you actually spelling people's names right on their coffee cups? They probably think your a mole for management!
thatweirdasian 22
"Oh my goodness! She's doing such an awesome job that she must be doing something wrong!" Ugh, some people these days. They need to just get over themselves and learn from you, instead of being suspicious (jealous) of you.
iamscott 16
The worst part is when you have a manager who doesn't acknowledge it.
thatnucca 36
I've been there before OP... It's not a reflection of you, but themselves... To some, doing a great job means you're making them or everyone else look bad...
TheDarrell 1
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work, (comma!) because I do a good job. FML
GhostFox 34
They're catching onto your secret of being a robot, OP! Quick, follow protocol 752694-BF65 and befriend them until their suspicion goes away! If it fail, default to protocol 82586-IF0012 and lower your success rate!
writerchic85 26
Just wait until you get fired for making everyone else look bad like so many other fmls I've seen. You can't win.