Today, it’s been almost a month and a half of no intimacy between my boyfriend and me. To spice things up, I started going down on him. He burst out crying after a couple of minutes because he "misses his sister." The funeral was nearly 2 months ago already. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML
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Top comments
QueenSaru 28
Oh no, not TWO MONTHS. Wow, he should totally be over the death of his sister by now, jeeze. No seriously, are you an idiot?
cuz803 46
He obviously needs more time to heal from his grievances. You should also note that a death in the family is a wound that will NEVER heal to 100%. It's also very selfish of you to value intimacy over your man's feelings such as grief. Very deplorable on your part, ma'am. Apologize and either support him or leave him alone until he's ready.
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Comments (20)
ElitistKarma23 4
dude, it's his sister. don't be so heartless. I wouldn't be okay for a long long time if I lost my brother. talk to him about it, maybe he's not doing ok
Joseph Elvin Legg 7
obviously he needs more time to heal. you bitching on FML shows your lack of compassion. I have no sympathy for you.
losiientoo 2
What a sad excuse for a girlfriend
Stheno 14
what a horrible person you are.
Jonkbaby 23
wtf he should be over it by now!!! dump his as!!!
Dissapointment 11
Are you trolling?
Jonkbaby 23
Yeah 100%, sorry for any confusion
Kaneki Chiaki 15
You need to be more sensitive. Two months is nowhere near enough time to get over someone's death. And it was his sister for God's sake. Show some empathy.
Even Neeve 3
I hope he dumps your heartless self. If you can’t be kind and patient to someone you love after they lost their SISTER, then you don’t deserve them. Period.