Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML
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Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why we never have sex anymore. He said, "Honestly, you lie there with your arms balled up against your chest, you don't moan or give any indication that you're enjoying things. It makes me really uncomfortable." FML
Today, my boyfriend's been distant lately so I told him he was not like this when we first started talking. He replied that it's because he was horny at the time, so now I'm stuck with his nonchalant ass. FML
Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
What's with this recent influx of FMLs of men hating sex? Pandemic fatigue? Something else? Sorry you're going through this, OP. It's time to have a serious discussion with him.
RockstarBW 7
time to get real and tell him exactly what you are missing and hope he can deliver as well. also take responsibility for your shit to. quit beating around the bush and maybe your bush will be happier.
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bloopaloop 27
Hittin the ice cream more than the gym in quarantine, have you?
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like the beginning of the worst porno ever. Instead of bringing in the smooth jazz saxophone, cue up the sad trombone. Wahh-waaaaaahhh!
Hangryko 32
What's with this recent influx of FMLs of men hating sex? Pandemic fatigue? Something else? Sorry you're going through this, OP. It's time to have a serious discussion with him.
bloopaloop 27
Because sitting at home screwing while making bank on unemployment is all a lot of people are doing these days
[email protected] 6
Honestly i prefer to stay alone. This pandemic taught me a lot.
RockstarBW 7
time to get real and tell him exactly what you are missing and hope he can deliver as well. also take responsibility for your shit to. quit beating around the bush and maybe your bush will be happier.
millsjoshua949 12
Isn't that your first clue that something is seriously wrong with your relationship?
Tristan Nichols 8
When guys complain about not getting any they’re selfish assholes, but when women complain about the exact same thing the guy isn’t treating her right.
lifeis4me 20
If he sees intimacy with you as a chore, you two need to sit down and have a serious talk
Ari Dalton 2
I can only imagine a guy saying that to his girlfriend if he is secretly gay.