Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Kenny Loggins is penning a song
Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML
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melonrind 8
And this is how not to do it!
leogirl95 12
I think they did find the bite zone.
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Dcm210 19
spank the dog for biting.
rogueokami 11
Been there, done that
brianfantana32 10
The dog knows!
ScarletBloom 14
And you turned into an underdog.
zaza_x_fml 5
Gosh, irony is such a bitch at times. And so was that dog..(let's just pretend that the dog was actually female for this awful joke's sake).
desireev 18
People normally complain about the first comment being short and one-worded just so they could get the first comment.. Geez. Can't make people happy these days..
ICATiger 13
Haha it would be funnier if OP had said bite me the another enployee...
Snafuusmc 12
Uh oh look out! No but you should be more careful.
AnagenisisZagus 13
The OP thanks you for the advice...several hours later.
OctoberRainfall 13
poor you
bgut159 1
The dog even wanted you to look like a dumbass.