Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Kenny Loggins is penning a song
Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML
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melonrind 8
And this is how not to do it!
leogirl95 12
I think they did find the bite zone.
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Ballin8864 4
Ouchhh. :(
uprising_fml 0
dogs can be fast and unpredictable, so I imagine it is sometimes hard to stay out of their 'bite zone' . sorry op.
ILEIKGURLS 0
The dog was probably just annoyed by your grooming. Remember, up, down, side, side!
SecretMe00 5
Idk why people are thumbing you down #1... I think you made a good point.
FortuneCookie3 1
That was the managers dog, and she has trained it to bite someone when she says bite zone..
mcrluverchick 9
Sorry man, that bites:/ literally
ILEIKGURLS 0
This is a very long first comment.
bookwormxo 0
Sounds like Petsmart! They lecture people at my work all the time about that. It's ridiculous.
Margemander 4
If they could figure that out, they probably wouldn't need live human groomers anymore. That would make them happy.
rahavan 15
31 it's better than "first"
DocBastard 40
Bite him back. Your boss, not the dog.