Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Kenny Loggins is penning a song
Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML
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melonrind 8
And this is how not to do it!
leogirl95 12
I think they did find the bite zone.
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You_Need_Soap 6
I have the same occupation as OP. I always get a devilish chuckle inside when jackass receptionists want to come baby-talk and get in the face of the savage shih tzu who is a known biter. No matter how many times they're warned, they never understand why we say "ask before touching!" Its like "no touch, no talk, no eye contact!" thanks Cesar!
AdolfShitler 0
Damn you were in the bite zone and the dog made you his bitch! Gotta stay outta the bite zone man!
avdkemp 6
I farted I'm the middle of class and I'm the teacher!FML
sydie5 12
Didn't see that one coming.
Crystal55621 19
Wrong, I think #1 was talking about the OP not finding the safe zone. If there is a bite zone wouldn't there be another zone that you are supposed to be in?
Grauncho 27
You work at PetSmart.
Felling 14
******* petsmart man.