Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Kenny Loggins is penning a song
Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML
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melonrind 8
And this is how not to do it!
leogirl95 12
I think they did find the bite zone.
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Poser1337 5
Your manager doesn't have the best timing for warnings, it seems.
Dadz_fml 0
Well, what did your manager say afterwards?
leogirl95 12
I think they did find the bite zone.
madgrinchhatter 12
Irony is fun
Dadz_fml 0
Your pic made me lol.
neal001 0
Lol i think you were in the bit zone!
MelTheGreat 23
Ouch. That bites.
TheFunnyzach 3
Don't worry, he's a tard anyway.
kjcookie10 9
The manager's voice probably annoyed the dog and you were the closest thing to chomp on...?
samanthabchwd 0
Hahaha you work at petsmart. They are ridiculous don't they know you have a better chance of getting bitten at check on. Gotta love them. Every where is the bite zone.
divadevon 0
PetSmart Groomers are the best ( I am one too)! You're always in the bite zone! Lol do you work in Indiana?
amanda51830 1
I love how they have us look at the teeth during HOP at check in. Puts us at ground zero. CHOMP
ninjuh_wingman 29
Least he warned you, even though it became completely irrelevant about 2 seconds later.
AnagenisisZagus 13
I disagree. It became very much relevant seconds later.