Today, a group of Girl Scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought two bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML
Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML
Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML
Today, I found out the "free" protein bars at my gym are actually for a fundraiser for children's cancer. I've been taking one every day for the past two weeks. FML
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mismonroe 0
Well, at least they have a marketing strategy. Good for them.
artc91 0
Re-open the door and show them what happens when a fat bitch is insulted.
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Comments (197)
Gabriellax3 6
aww wow that's so mean! if I was you I open the door and throw them back at them and get my money back
Solkillerexe 13
Kids today got no respect whatsoever.
Legendslayer222 26
Hopefully only one or two of them are that ungrateful, and they will then be alienated by the better part of the group.
Bananaque 0
Even though I think this is funny, it would have pissed me off too! You shoulda thrown the two bars at them!!
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
girl scouts are never as nice in real life as in the commercials. ~_~
j_cat187 20
a lot more bastards these days
christinesophia 0
this post is obviously a fake. girl scouts don't sell chocolate bars, ever, for any reason. and if the OP meant COOKIES, door-to-door sales are in January. OP made it up, and probably isn't even fat - just a kid trying to get posted on FML.
xXSKYLARXx 0
little bitches
EddieGrimaldo 0
hey, would you be so kind to me how to message people on here? or friend them or whatever?
jaff23 11
parents these days!
Acaprice14 9
"Them skinny bitches always giving away that candyy."