Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML
Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML
Today, my coworker brought her two children to work again. She's normally a nice lady and pleasant to work with, but around her children she becomes a total bitch, to the point that she screams at them for simply asking her a question. Way to make a long day even more miserable. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was trying to shop in peace when a single mom with a whole herd of loud brats went tearing through the aisles. I told her that if her kids had fathers they wouldn’t behave that way. The oldest screamed, “Our daddy died!” causing all the kids to break into hysterics. The mom cried too. FML
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ToxicCandyTree 9
Rudeness must run on the family.
diamond69_fml 14
I don't think I would have admitted that if I was the casher. lol
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Comments (204)
jtae89 1
I agree that those customers are very annoying but people could try and say something nicely
carboncopy 4
Oh it's her sister. So that makes it all OK!? I'd tell the manager!
tactical_bacon 4
why fyl? good for u! ended up being her sister? even better.
nickbucci1252 0
I would have been like then control the thing u call your and kick the lady out of the store
The__Redneck 7
Tell her if it's her sister, it's her responsibility. I'd be furious if one of my relatives came into my workplace and caused trouble.
eatpraylovee44 0
Oh shit! XD
diamondgurl0218 0
you deserved it every kid has their bad day u cant stop ur lif beacuse of it sometimes u cant leave them home and cant afford a babysitter
diamondgurl0218 0
to those who say she should get child survices called on her i she supposed to laugh no i doubt she hit them really badly im sure very few of u have neve hit ur kid and if u havent they are prob spoiled brats
Humanspider 18
Awkward silence and shame
pookiepie 0
some people need to hear it. if her kids are out of control then you should deffs say something. maybe to the actual person next time tho. its rude to talk behind peoples backs.