Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
Today, after arriving, I was told that there will be mandatory drug tests for everybody at my work. Yesterday, I did joints at a friend's party, as it was her birthday. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML
Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML
Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
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Top comments
saraitkddh 47
I think now you should ask for a raise in your salary since you have more work to do
tpm45 25
Just say "No" to your boss.
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Comments (159)
vikky538 29
I know how it feels like... sorry OP
webslasher01 10
find another job the demand four times the money for the extra work, if he fires you you have the back up and if he agrees then you get a temporary raise
CSUNMSU 5
You can always quit. That's the joy of working in a right-to-work state
Dumbledora 9
Christ, if my workplace did that, I'd be the only one left. Try negotiating with your boss. Use force if necessary.
Ki11erC 18
Let's fire everyone who drinks alcohol or smokes, they're drugs aswell you know. Some of the comments here are completely ridiculous and ignorant. -.-
sk8ter23 5
sounds illegal
profligatesoul 18
Dude, this is a good thing!!! Congrats on keeping your job! The added work load might seem like it sucks but this is your opportunity to show some grit and excel!
starcaller17 16
Where are you? I need a job....
WTF_BRAIN 11
Do you at least get paid more?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
The Boss is stupid. He now has to hire and train multiple people while overworking his current staff making it more likely they will quit as well. He should've just fired 2 or 3 to make an example out of them and threatened the rest. He may have just set back the company for the rest of the year.