Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
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Top comments
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
I guess someone wanted to get in your pants ;)
Rei_Ayanami 18
May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.
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Comments (30)
brendejafulable 41
this is hilarious
tomvertigo 17
So either you are the worlds heaviest sleeper or left them somewhere to be stolen like a commons washing machine or dryer. I know for a fact if someone entered my residence and tried to take all of my trousers I would quickly wake up.
Hunter1154 14
That really sucks hope you get your stuff back :/
TheSaiyanQueen 8
This is why you always own a backup kilt.
KreAtor_O 7
I have a weird feeling that you work at Taco Bell
ThrottleJockey 36
Hey, all of the signs only say, "no shirt, no shoes, no service." They make no mention of pants. Hell, the only reason I wear pants to work is so I have somewhere to put my keys.
jrm89 9
couldn't stop at just one pair, could they... jerks!
somelildude 14
That does suck OP. As a manager myself I've heard some pretty lame excuses and bs. Maybe your manager has too. Still FYL.
Kanon16 3
You could have tried a skirt on.
yellowzinnias 20
I suspect the Nargles. Usually they prefer shoes. They must have wanted a change.