Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
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Top comments
mleeb 0
seriously... what else is there to do or say besides laugh and "wtf?"
burdenofaday 0
Gods are man's worst creation.
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Comments (92)
fillmyheart028 0
he must be mormon...
jayhawk63 0
I agree with 38...haha take it as a compliment.
ZING_MASTER 0
Cockblocked by God - the TRUE ZING MASTER!!!
Cortney 0
I'd be pretty pissed if I were you. FYL FML
wenbinbin2010 0
making out with someone isn't a sin... but. these comments are saddening. #14: Man is God's worst creation.
Iwetmyself 0
He isgay;
italiangrim 0
ur boyfriend is a ******* ****** lmfaoo wtf are u doing wit tht kid
OXAMH 0
#83 it is a request not a requirement.
mzeganluvsu 0
That's funny... my ex was the same freakin' way! Hello dumbass the sex is good, but then I'm the sinner???? Sex happens between two ppl! I'm sorry he's a loser. That kinda shit right there will totally screw u up if u hear it for too long like I did. Sorry girl!
JigglyPuffHash 0
Honestly, as hiliarious as that is. You didn't need him dear. Let him do his old religious bullshit' You'll find someone better.