Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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IntoTheClouds 42
Dodged a bullet, dude.
MeowZebraMeow 7
Obviously, she was thinking that she wants a new boyfriend.
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Comments (96)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well clearly she wanted to dump you but didn't have the maturity or courage to do it and was pathetic enough to try and make you look like the bad guy. So she is a coward, a liar and a pretty dumb one as well. Her way of thinking should only give you relief that she won't transfer her genes to your kids.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Sounds like she wanted a reason to get rid of you so be glad you're rid of her. No one deserves that.
theboy13 13
Just to b an ass, u should have asked her who the girl was that u were making out with so that u could get her a real picture of it lol
gardenwhipped3 14
She should get a job for the white house.
chuka81 27
Cool girl friend. She knows that breaking up with someone by just saying it's over is now a cliche. Too mainstream
tllom 11
Probably needed to create an excuse to leave you cause you're just so damn amazing their was none! Haha ^_^
Elmo_83 3
Crazy alert . . .
athos1237 4
Run as fast as you can and appreciate you got away from the psychopath sooner rather than later.
footballer6190 12
That could be a blessing for you though. If she is that crazy to do something like that, well than good for you op, maybe. She might start stalking you though.
n4ture 20
she was trying so hard to break up with you and that think she made up is a stupid idea