Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
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IntoTheClouds 42
Dodged a bullet, dude.
MeowZebraMeow 7
Obviously, she was thinking that she wants a new boyfriend.
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Comments (96)
perdix 31
Ask her to Photoshop you, her and the random girl into some kinky three-way pics as a parting gift. You're going to need some weasel-spanking material now.
HarroIAmBob 21
she just wanted to dump you.
israelnotjacob 20
If she has to do something that stupid instead of just having the guts to actually break up with you then she's not worth your time anyway. Your life is now great!
MzZombicidal 36
Well you don't deserve that type of relationship anyways. Especially if she had to go the EXTRA mile to lie about her reasons for ending the relationship.
thedudeguy1 16
Or she's just a weasel.
ksks1234 33
You should have acted surprised; "How did you find out?!" just to see what she says.
revolution4ever 14
Be grateful, girls like that are never worth it and she just made it easy for you.
jelly713 19
I'm curious why on earth she didn't convert it into a jpeg instead of opening it up on Photoshop to show you how much of a lying bitch she is. Not only is she immature for coming up with a fake excuse, she's a bitch for doing it & a total idiot for showing you how she made it. I have no respect for her on any level, & there is no excuse for her to act that way, It's one of those instances I wouldn't even want to look at another person's side of the story because her actions speak for her clearly. I feel for you, OP.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
I couldn't agree more
nyxiny 22
I'm curious as to why she didn't say, "I want to break up."
D3ATHZ3RO 15
A) She's a dumbass B) You can do better C) Da ****? D) why can't people break up in normal ways?
Kuhu1993 21
She wanted to dump you without being blamed for it. She didn't think it through though.
rosenkrieger223 24
No, she did not.
chanellgymnast 17
She sounds psychotic.
rosenkrieger223 24
Nah, what gave you that idea? haha